Top 10 Indicators You Are Under The Proposed New Health Care Plan
10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters
9. Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly like fudgesicles.
7. The only proctologists in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter
6. The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
3. The only expense that is 100% covered is "embalming."
2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN THAT YOU ARE UNDER THE PROPOSED NEW HEALTH CARE PLAN:
1. You asked for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.
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